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"Election Comedy"
 
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Click here to read the full interview with our Staff Reporter Pekin and Weahomer - http://www.tlcafrica.com/humor_and_homer.htm


Weahomer for President - He's the man!


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
  RE: Election Comedy Gbezon-Girl Sep-05-05 1
  RE: Election Comedy hawa sonii Sep-06-05 2
  RE: Election Comedy tonia sheriff Sep-08-05 3
     RE: Election Comedy Gbezon-Girl Sep-10-05 4
         RE: Election Comedy Yvonne Sep-15-05 5
             RE: Election Comedy YVONNE Sep-15-05 6
             RE: Election Comedy CHOP-PATROL Sep-23-05 7
         RE: Election Comedy CHOP-PATROL Sep-23-05 9
     RE: Election Comedy CHOP-PATROL Sep-23-05 8
         RE: Election Comedy Fats Sep-28-05 10
             RE: Election Comedy S.MANNAH Oct-01-05 11
                 RE: Election Comedy GENERALSMALLBOY Oct-16-05 12

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Gbezon-Girl
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Sep-05-05, 04:13 PM (EST)
 
1. "RE: Election Comedy"
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   I could not stop laughing after reading this cartoon.


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hawa sonii
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Sep-06-05, 03:41 PM (EST)
 
2. "RE: Election Comedy"
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   As funny as this cartoon is, it is so true. Wow, it is going to be deja vous. If Weahomer wins, everybody buckle your seat belts, cuz here we go again. Right back to 1980.


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tonia sheriff
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Sep-08-05, 07:40 PM (EST)
 
3. "RE: Election Comedy"
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   whoever is writing this thing is off the chain. I like the part where it says, whoelse r u planning to let run, considering all the riff raft u've let run.
I hope her fat ass read it n know we shouldnt bend the laws of the constitution. If we cant uphold now when are we going to uphold it. She can't just change it for her convenience. to avoid short term problems she is going to risk long term war. In her eyes it is better for us to have another war 2 or 3 years from now then to deal with the yana boys now. Please help us Lord.


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Gbezon-Girl
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Sep-10-05, 01:16 AM (EST)
 
4. "RE: Election Comedy"
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   Thanks for making me laugh again. I think Francishomer and the rest of the homers at NEC are a shame and a disgrace to the future of Liberia. These people have just morgage the future of Liberia again. If they can not uphole our constitution now when will they ever do so? SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! On the entire staff of NEC.
Just keep us laughing while there is a sense of short peace because we do not know when we might start to cry again because of their action.


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Yvonne
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Sep-15-05, 07:19 AM (EST)
 
5. "RE: Election Comedy"
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Thanks for making me laugh again. I think Francishomer and the rest of the homers at NEC are a shame and a disgrace to the future of Liberia. These people have just morgage the future of Liberia again. If they can not uphole our constitution now when will they ever do so? SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! On the entire staff of NEC.
Just keep us laughing while there is a sense of short peace because we do not know when we might start to cry again because of their action.

Thanks to NEC for failing the Liberian people. we thought that we were moving forward with the kind of people that we have at NEC, but just to fail us at this time in out nation history. as a broser on the enternet every day if you say you are from Liberia people as you if yopur from the foot ball country. WHAT A BIG SHAME.IF THIS NATION FAIL TO GO FORWARD WITH THE KIND OF ABC STUSENT WE HAVE IN THE RACE THE LIBERIANS WILL HOLE NEC RESPONSIBLE CAUSE WE HAVE NOT WHERE TO GO. FOR THE STAF OF NES YOU ALL CAN LEAVE LIBERIA AT ANY TIME.

OUT FUTURE AR IN YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!


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YVONNE
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Sep-15-05, 07:23 AM (EST)
 
6. "RE: Election Comedy"
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Thanks for making me laugh again. I think Francishomer and the rest of the homers at NEC are a shame and a disgrace to the future of Liberia. These people have just morgage the future of Liberia again. If they can not uphole our constitution now when will they ever do so? SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! On the entire staff of NEC.
Just keep us laughing while there is a sense of short peace because we do not know when we might start to cry again because of their action.

Thanks to NEC for failing the Liberian people. we thought that we were moving forward with the kind of people that we have at NEC, but just to fail us at this time in out nation history. as a broser on the INTERNET every day if you say you are from Liberia people ask you if you are from the foot ball country. WHAT A BIG SHAME.IF THIS NATION FAIL TO GO FORWARD WITH THE KIND OF ABC STUSENT WE HAVE IN THE RACE THE LIBERIANS WILL HOLE NEC RESPONSIBLE CAUSE WE HAVE NO WHERE TO GO. FOR THE STAF OF NEc YOU ALL CAN LEAVE LIBERIA AT ANY TIME.

OUT FUTURE ARE IN YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!




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CHOP-PATROL
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Sep-23-05, 01:12 AM (EST)
 
7. "RE: Election Comedy"
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   Thanks to NEC for failing the Liberian people. we thought that we were moving forward with the kind of people that we have at NEC, but just to fail us at this time in out nation history. as a broser on the enternet every day if you say you are from Liberia people as you if yopur from the foot ball country. WHAT A BIG SHAME.IF THIS NATION FAIL TO GO FORWARD WITH THE KIND OF ABC STUSENT WE HAVE IN THE RACE THE LIBERIANS WILL HOLE NEC RESPONSIBLE CAUSE WE HAVE NOT WHERE TO GO. FOR THE STAF OF NES YOU ALL CAN LEAVE LIBERIA AT ANY TIME.

OUT FUTURE AR IN YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!

DEAR YVONNE. WE SCAN THE INTERNET SEEKING OUR FELLOW LIBERIANS WHO ENJOY BUTCHERING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO COME OUT. YOU HAVE ARISEN WITH YOUR CUTLASS, CHOPPING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!! MS. PAULINA BUNYAN(SEE PAUL BUNYAN) HERE ARE A FEW GRIEVIENCES WE AT THE PATROL WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS:

1."in out nation history"- in our nation's history
2." as a broser"(whatever that is)- as a browser
3."on the enternet"(this is not a location that you can enter!)-on the internet
4."every day if you say you are from Liberia people as you if yopur from the foot ball country"-THIS WE LEAVE TO YOU AND YOUR MAKER SIMPLY BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS!
5."if this nation fail to go forward"-Here is an "S". Because you fail to go forward too.- if this nation fails to go forward
6."WITH THE KIND OF ABC STUSENT WE HAVE IN THE RACE"- DO you know how to use spell check?-ABC student
7."THE LIBERIANS WILL HOLE NEC RESPONSIBLE"-Now this takes the cake!How do you confuse "hole" with "hold"? The Liberians will HOLD NEC responsible
8."CAUSE WE HAVE NOT WHERE TO GO"-You are the reason we have a job! Thanks for the motivation!-Because we have nowhere to go.
9."FOR THE STAF OF NES YOU ALL CAN LEAVE LIBERIA AT ANY TIME"-We will give you "NES" as a typo, but "STAF"? C'mon.- Staff,NEC
10."OUT FUTURE AR IN YOUR HANDS"-Just when we thought you were done wielding your weapon of mass destruction, you have stunned the staff here at CHOP-PATROL! So for future reference if you have a dictionary,friend,brother or sister, pa and ma,cousins, somebody who can help you.. PLEASE USE THEM!!!! WE BEG YOU!!!-OUR FUTURE IS IN YOUR HANDS.

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU OR ANYONE ELSE DECIDES TO MAKE A COMMENT ON THE INTERNET, REMEMBER THE CHOP-PATROL WILL BE WATCHING!
CHOP-PATROL.... OVER AND OUT.


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CHOP-PATROL
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Sep-23-05, 01:22 AM (EST)
 
9. "RE: Election Comedy"
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Thanks for making me laugh again. I think Francishomer and the rest of the homers at NEC are a shame and a disgrace to the future of Liberia. These people have just morgage the future of Liberia again. If they can not uphole our constitution now when will they ever do so? SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! On the entire staff of NEC.
Just keep us laughing while there is a sense of short peace because we do not know when we might start to cry again because of their action.

LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH YVONNE!

1."These people have just morgage"-it is actually "have just mortgaged"
2."If they can not uphole"- What is up with the "hole"? Is there a "hole" problem in Liberia that we don't know about? I believe it is "uphold"
3."because of their action"-And here is an "s" for your action!

CHOP-PATROL....KEEP IT MOVING!


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CHOP-PATROL
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Sep-23-05, 01:17 AM (EST)
 
8. "RE: Election Comedy"
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whoever is writing this thing is off the chain. I like the part where it says, whoelse r u planning to let run, considering all the riff raft u've let run.
I hope her fat ass read it n know we shouldnt bend the laws of the constitution. If we cant uphold now when are we going to uphold it. She can't just change it for her convenience. to avoid short term problems she is going to risk long term war. In her eyes it is better for us to have another war 2 or 3 years from now then to deal with the yana boys now. Please help us Lord.

HERE WE GO AGAIN--

1."I hope her fat ass read it n know"- Here are a couple of "S's". Please feel free to use them.-I hope her fat ass reads it and knows

You did a lot better than Yvonne.
Talk about your fixer upper.......

CHOP-PATROL SIGNING OUT!


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Fatsadmin
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Sep-28-05, 08:38 PM (EST)
 
10. "RE: Election Comedy"
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   Chop Patrol - man, woman or child, you are a riot. Keep running the Chop Patrol, it's really funny...I'm cracking up.


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S.MANNAH
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Oct-01-05, 02:07 PM (EST)
 
11. "RE: Election Comedy"
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   HEY MAN,I KNOW YOU ARE VERY OUTRAGE OVER THE FLOADED PRESIDENTIAL RACE, WHILE I DO AGREE WITH YOUR OUTRAGE, LETS NOT BE BIASED IN CONVEYING OUR THOUGHTS ON THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES.I DON'T THINK THAT OF ALL THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES THAT ARE VYING FOR THE PRESIDENCY, ONLY ONE OF THEM HAVE ISSUES.I SAY THIS IN RESPONSE TO YOUR SO CALLED SATIRE POEM OR MESSAGE OR HOWEVER YOU MAY CALL IT. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE A TOTAL ANTI-WEAH AND YOU SHOULD REALIZE THAT WEAH IS NOT THE ONLY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN THE RACE, OR HE HASN'T COMMITED A CRIME BY DECLARING HIS INTENTIONS TO VY FOR THE PRESIDENCY, BUT RATHER HE HAS EXERCISED HIS CONSTITUTIONAL GIVEN RIGHTS AS A BONDIFY CITIZEN OF THE REPUBLIC OF LIBERIA. I AM VERY DISPLEASE WITH YOU'LL SO CALL BOGUS JOURNALIST WITH THE WAY YOU GUYS HAS PROBE JUST WEAH AMONG THE 22 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, AND THIS IS NOT REAL JOURNALISM, WHEN YOU NARROW YOUR CRITICISM TO JUST ONE ASPIRANT WHEN THERE ARE NUMEROUS OF THEM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS REAL JOURNALISM? LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IS REAL JOURNALISM, WHEN YOU START TO EXPOSE THOSE WAR CRIMINALS WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE ATROCIOUS WAR THAT ACCOUNTS FOR THE LIFE OF OVER 200,000 PEOPLE, THOSE WHO THREW STONES AND HID BEHIND THE BUSHES, THOSE WHO MADE CANDID COMMENTS DECLARING THAT THE LIVES OF OUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES BE DESTROYED, INFASTRUTURES BE TORN DOWN AND WILL BE REBUILT, THOSE ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU OUGHT TO BE SCRUTINIZING IN THIS UPCOMING ELECTIONS, NOT THE ONES THAT STOOD FOR PEACE, HUMANITARIAN COST, RISK THEIR LIVES FOR THE COUNTRY WHEN HE DIDN'T HAVE TO. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BLOODY HANDS WE HAVE VYING FOR THE PRESIDENCY? I BELIEVE YOU DO, BUT BECAUSE YOU FAVOR THEM SO YOU ELECT TO REMAIN RETICENT OVER THE ISSUE, AND ATTACK WEAH ABILITY TO LEAD, OR HIS EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND, LABELING HIM AS A ELEVENTH GRADE DROUP-OUT, BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, THE ISSUES CONFRONTING LIBERIA RIGHT NOW IS IS NOT ACADEMICS OR YOUR ACOLADES, BUT RATHER IDENTIFYING THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE AND CORRECTING THEM, WHICH ONLY TAKES COMMON SENSE TO ACHIEVE. YOU DON'T NEED A PHD TO KNOW THAT THE COUNTRY DOESN'T HAVE ELECTRICITY, NEITHER DO YOU NEED A MASTER DEGREE TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE FOOD OR ARE OUT OF JOBS, NOR DO YOU NEED TO BE A HARVARD GRADUATE TO KNOW THAT THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN DESTROYED. YOU GUYS TALK ALOT ABOUT WEAH LACKING THE EXPERIENCE TO BECOME PRESIDENT, BUT HERE IS MY QUESTION THOUGH, WHO WENT TO SCHOOL SPECIFICALLY TO BECOME PRESIDENT? NO BODY, EVERYBODY IS AN APPRENTICE AT IT. SO YOU DON'T NEED ANY TYPE OF EXPERIENCE. AND SPEAKING ABOUT EXPERIENCE, WHAT IS DESIRABLE ABOUT THE PAST THAT ONE MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE TO CORRECT? HOPE THIS LITTLE MEMO WILL KEEP YOUR HEADS UP AND MAKE YOU GUYS START PRACTICING REAL JOURNALISM. ANY COMMENTS, I CAN BE REACH AT 817-691-1471.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR, S.D. MANNAH IS THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF MANNING FRESH AND COMPANY COOPERATIONS IN ARLINGTON TEXAS.


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GENERALSMALLBOY
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Oct-16-05, 02:10 AM (EST)
 
12. "RE: Election Comedy"
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   You need public floggings for even defending Weah.

That is all I will say. Wait and see the renew war on our hands when the Frenchman convinces his other illiterate colleagues to vote for him and start cooking in coal pots on Broad street.


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